That's too Dangerous!

[CorruptedMoon]

Now I'm pretty sure I made this before but it died soooooo let's try again! It's pretty easy, all you do is this;

 

A: I'm going to read a book.

 

B: That's too dangerous! What if you get a paper cut and bleed to death? I'm going to eat an apple.

 

C: That's too dangerous! What if the seeds grow in your stomach?

 

ect, ect. Okay? I'll start.

 

I'm going to watch Harry Potter.

[Xylaphone]

too dangerous! What if you where indoctrinated with pro witch craft propaganda? I'm gonna watch some nice television

[SanguinettiMods]

That's too dangerous! What if your brain melts? I'm going to get a girlfriend.

[Mellow]

That's too dangerous! What if she actually turns out to be an old man in a bikini? I'm going to go get a nice, cold beverage.

[CorruptedMoon]

That's too dangerous! What if you freeze your throat when drinking it?

 

I'm going to play NiGHTS.

[KEMIKOOL]

thats too dangerous! what if your defective dreamcast sets on fire and burns you alive? im gonna breed bunnies

[Mellow]

That's too dangerous! What if you are suffocated by the sheer load of baby bunnies in your home?

 

I am going to write a poem.

[Porto881]

That's too dangerous! What if you pass out randomly and the pencil you're writing with pierces through your eyeball and into your brain?

 

I'm gonna look at cat pictures on the internet.

[SeithDarkwraith]

That's too dangerous! You might die of cute.

 

I'm gonna get a drink of milk.

[Saraka]

That's too dangerous! What if the milk is beyond rotten, and melts your insides?I'm going to eat a delicious icecream bar.

[Spire]

That's too dangerous! You'll die from horrible digestion problems as your body fails to process the massive amount of wood, glass, plastic, metal, and people that comprise the Icecream Bar.

 

I'm going to climb into my butthole.

[Gump]

That's too dangerous, because uh... Well... Common sense! You'll burst!

 

I'm going to play football.

[That 1001th Person]

That's too dangerous! You can paralyze yourself (true fact)!

 

I'm going to steal my former friend's girlfriend through deh interwebz.

[HeavyZ]

That's too dangerous! I seen her cheating on her boyfriend already with a guy who has aids coupled with a bad case of syphilis.

I'm going to count from 1 to 100 in my head

[Gump]

That's too dangerous! What if you forget a number and break the number line?!

 

I'm going to watch ALF.

[BullockDS]

That's too dangerous! What if you start trying to get aliens to live with you and you end up with Aliens and/or Predators?

 

I'm gonna go build a pillow fort.

[Spire]

That's too dangerous! You will suffocate.

 

I'm going to jump out of an airplane without a parachute.

[zaneebaslave]

That's too dangerous! Then the parachute you DIDN'T use will assume you didn't use it because it wasn't good enough, become emotionally unstable, and commit suicide. This will cause an uprising in the parachute race, in which they'll break the 100 year treaty with the humans, and destroy us all with their superior technology.

 

I want to stick out my tongue and touch my nose!

[HeavyZ]

That's too dangerous! a nasty bacteria could be floating in the air, land on your tongue and rot your mouth.

I'm going to play guitar

[Porto881]

That's too dangerous! What if you're tuning a string and it snaps and slices open your jugular and sprays your blood all over everything?

 

I'm gonna make a plushie.

[SanguinettiMods]

That's too dangerous! What if you stab your hand to death?!

I'm going to light myself on fire.

[BullockDS]

That's too dangerous! While covering yourself in lighter fluid, you might accidentally ingest and poison yourself with said lighter fluid before you get a chance to be set aflame.

 

I'm gonna not think about hanging myself.

[SeithDarkwraith]

That's too dangerous! The rope you don't hang yourself with will run out of a job, forcing it and its family onto the streets.

 

I'm gonna go play Okami.

[Gump]

That's too dangerous! What if ancient Japanese demons start coming out of your TV?

 

I'ma do nothing dangerous.

[BullockDS]

That's too dangerous! You'll upset the balance of the universe, wherein a paradox is fabricated in the pure chaos of imbalance, causing all that was and all that ever shall be to be consumed in a fathomless dark singularity, forging an eternal prison of nonexistence where nary a particle may be born.

 

I'll make some delicious banana bread in a toaster.