sairugoth Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 (The GCN's been feeling kinda dull these last few days. I'm hoping this thread gets us all talking more, even if its just a silly topic ) Just post any cheesy/funny ass pickup line you've heard before and post them here. I'll start first. ---------------------- Setting: Restaurant. A waitress walks by your table, you quickly flick one of your surge packets to the ground. You go to pick it back up. "um.. miss I believe you dropped your name tag." ---------------------- I've seen one of my friends try this, and I about died of laughter when he got shot down. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netsrac Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Setting: Bar/Party/Disco "Buy me a drink, you're still not hot enough" I wouldn't really try this out... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASAP Sam Worldwide Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 You don't sweat much for a fat lass. Its a compliment right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airikita Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Baby, you overclock my processor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASAP Sam Worldwide Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Man: How much does a polar bear weigh? Girl: Don't know Man: Neither do I but it breaks the ice 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xenix Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 "You must be the triforce, because you made my wish come true.""I'd temper my sword in your smithy any day.""It's dangerous to go alone, take this." *holds out number* 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airikita Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Are you wearing the Pegasus Boots? Because you've been running though my mind all day. What's a girl like you doing in a Forest Temple like this? You light my Deku Stick on fire. I'm not possessed by Majora's Mask, I'm just crazy for you. I'd better put on my Goron tunic, because you're too damn hot. I wanna make you wetter than the Zora Temple. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASAP Sam Worldwide Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Guy: You look just like Naomi Campbell Girl: Aw, really? Thanks!Guy: Just kidding you look like Sol Campbell Naomi: Sol: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xenix Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 I don't need the song of storms to make you moist. You make me like the Water Temple, long and hard. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sairugoth Posted April 7, 2014 Author Share Posted April 7, 2014 I'd better put on my Goron tunic, because you're too damn hot. LOL! Perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airikita Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 You must be King Dodongo, because I really want to explode inside your mouth. (P.S. probably want to stay away from this one, lol) Here's one I thought of: ------------------------------ I'm going to need to upgrade from the Silver Scale to Gold Scale, because you make me want to dive deeper inside and get wetter. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASAP Sam Worldwide Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 What makes that even more funny is a girl is saying this 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xenix Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 "You raise my sword Skyward.""I shoot sword beams when I'm with you.""I wanna bomb your cave. It won't be a secret to everybody anymore." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airikita Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Girl you are like the Great Fairy, you make my hearts grow and my magic meter fill right up. Let's make like Zoras, and get wet together. I don't need the Minish Cap to get inside your heart, I'll just unsheathe my Picorri Blade. *zzzzip* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agnostic Priest Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 "I'll shove my master sword so deep into your temple of time i'll travel forward 7 years""you make my metapod use harden" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sairugoth Posted April 7, 2014 Author Share Posted April 7, 2014 F-you "Like Quota" "I'll shove my master sword so deep into your temple of time i'll travel forward 7 years""you make my metapod use harden" This is hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xenix Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 I'm going to split you like the timeline. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sairugoth Posted April 8, 2014 Author Share Posted April 8, 2014 "Girl, you must be a Heart Container, because my life span just extended." " You know, if you show me the Water Temple I can show you the Long-shot." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcaith Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 "Wanna fuse Kinstones?" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirZandro Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 "I wouldn't mind sticking my floppy into your disk drives." "You want to go lollygaggin'? I'll bring the lolly and you do the gaggin'." "You make my Snake solid." "Girl, I go down like PSN." "I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can't take my eyes off of you." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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