Pinkie Pie Posted June 9, 2011 Author Share Posted June 9, 2011 "Yeah! You'll be completely saf- " -Susan is hit by a fruit- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tell-Tale Heart Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 That looks like It might be edible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie Pie Posted June 9, 2011 Author Share Posted June 9, 2011 "PAAAAIIINNNNN" -Then the same tree that dropped the fruit on Susan falls on her- "MOOAAR PAAAIINN" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 "Looks like we'll have to leave her behind..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie Pie Posted June 9, 2011 Author Share Posted June 9, 2011 "HEY YOU SON OF A NEWT! GET THIS TREE OFFA ME!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tell-Tale Heart Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 I'll help! *Tries to push tree off, makes little progress....* Hey! You help too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 "Fine, fine... I'll help" The Argonian begins pushing on the tree. "Are you happy now? I'm helping." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tell-Tale Heart Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 *They successfully push off the tree.* We might have to carry her... or not....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie Pie Posted June 10, 2011 Author Share Posted June 10, 2011 "Pff for a girl and a lizardman you guys are weak, my soldiers would've gotten that off under a minute!" -Susan stands up- "SHAME" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 "Tch... you'll have to put up with us, I don't see your precious army of demons anywhere near here." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie Pie Posted June 12, 2011 Author Share Posted June 12, 2011 " .....Fine... " -Susan starts to walk off ahead as if no tree had just crushed her. Suddenly, that same tree wrapped its branches around J'... the lizard guy - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 The Argonian, J'Ram-Ku, draws his enchanted dagger, Izsarus, and begins whacking at the tree, slowly cutting himself from the tree's grasp. "Damn tree... it's just one thing after another in this hell hole." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie Pie Posted June 13, 2011 Author Share Posted June 13, 2011 -The tree's leaves seperate as if it was looking at him- "Turn...back.." -Susan gasps- "OMGWTFBBQ TALKING TREE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 "Alright, we'll turn back... such things as this aren't uncommon in Tamriel." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie Pie Posted June 13, 2011 Author Share Posted June 13, 2011 "Huh? Talking trees are normal? Ours usually just eat us!" -The tree keeps yelling out warnings- " "Do not keep moving forward!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tell-Tale Heart Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 I think we're not going to listen to you.... unless you tell us why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie Pie Posted June 14, 2011 Author Share Posted June 14, 2011 -The tree's voice creaks like wood- "Girl..if you keep..going that direction..you'll end up like..mee" -Susan starts whacking it with a nearby branch- "KILL IT!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tell-Tale Heart Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 Uhm.... that's a branch, and..... There's no fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie Pie Posted June 14, 2011 Author Share Posted June 14, 2011 "Yes, you are right.. " -The branch spontaneously combusts- "KILL IT!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!" The tree: "What the hell is wrong with you, lady!!?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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