Conker Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Might as well just... *smears muddy boots all over floor* ...come back, y'know? *plops himself onto couch, kicks muddy boots on couch* Yesss. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 I agree at all. But clean up your boots, damn, that's just nasty. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conker Posted March 17, 2013 Author Share Posted March 17, 2013 I don't want to clean these boots, but you're more than... *takes them off, throws them into your arms* ...welcome to take them to wash. /me stretches, yawns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xdaniel Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Where have you been, young man?! Look at the time! ...and get that lazy butt of yours off the couch and wipe the floor already, the mop is in the closet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 I will end you, kid. =_= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conker Posted March 17, 2013 Author Share Posted March 17, 2013 Where have you been, young man?! Look at the time! ...and get that lazy butt of yours off the couch and wipe the floor already, the mop is in the closet!God, fine! Damn parental units, riding my ass... *mumbles, grumbles* I will end you, kid. =_=Up yours, other parental unit! You're the one I disrespect the most! *mumbles and grumbles some more* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netsrac Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Screw that parental act and grummpynes. Everyone go eat some burgers, they're good for your health. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 God, fine! Damn parental units, riding my ass... *mumbles, grumbles* Up yours, other parental unit! You're the one I disrespect the most! *mumbles and grumbles some more* Do you need a bar of soap in that mouth of yours again, kid? Watch your fucking mouth. =_= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conker Posted March 17, 2013 Author Share Posted March 17, 2013 Fuck you, mom! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arceny Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 Do you need a bar of soap in that mouth of yours again, kid? Watch your fucking mouth. =_= Physician, heal thyself.... XD Welcome, back, Colonel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanguinettiMods Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 flails arms errywer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 Fuck you, mom! Do you want the god damn belt, son!? I will beat that ass! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGamerGal Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 Do you want the god damn belt, son!? I will beat that ass! Yes, beat it. Beat it good. He needs to learn to respect his parents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conker Posted March 18, 2013 Author Share Posted March 18, 2013 Yes, beat it. Beat it good. He needs to learn to respect his parents. Mellow is the worst mom in the world and he should feel ashamed of himself for this simple fact. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sairugoth Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 *I walk in, only a little mud on my shoes* Hay man, hear you play Foosball *as I pull out a football from behind my back* come on we can play down the park about a block away. Or we could just chill here and play some Super Smash on the N64. (lol by the way this story is hilarious lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRealLMBO Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 Were you really like this Brandon?! XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGamerGal Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 *I walk in, only a little mud on my shoes* Hay man, hear you play Foosball *as I pull out a football from behind my back* come on we can play down the park about a block away. Or we could just chill here and play some Super Smash on the N64. (lol by the way this story is hilarious lol) No, no. His mom does not allow this. She thinks Super Smash Bros is way too violent for young ones like you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 No, no. His mom does not allow this. She thinks Super Smash Bros is way too violent for young ones like you. Don't pretend you know what I think. =_= GOD DAMNIT BLINX, I WILL SLAP YOU TO HELL AND BACK, DON'T THINK THAT I WON'T, KID. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conker Posted March 18, 2013 Author Share Posted March 18, 2013 Go make me a sandwhich, mom! Fucking cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanguinettiMods Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 *Stares menacingly into the windows* Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaneebaslave Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 *peeks over the fence* Well, hi dee ho, neighbor! *spouts wisdom that helps further lead to understanding in family values* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conker Posted March 19, 2013 Author Share Posted March 19, 2013 /me throws dirt in your eyesWe don't need you butting into OUR family matters, neighbor! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arceny Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 *gets phone '_'] "Hello? Yes, a case of DOMESTIC VIOLENCE is going down at the GCN residence..." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secant Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 Alert!The GCN police have arrived! You are surrounded! Come out with your hands up! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 God damnit, Blinx, this all your fault! I thought I raised you better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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