Axel Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 Pretty much as the title states. You ask stupid questions. Example: Question 1: How many teeth does an astronaut have? Next person answers that question: An astronaut has two teeth, I'm pretty sure. Then that same person writes a question of their own: Question 2: How high must one be to get to wonderland? Then another person would comment like so: I think you've gotta be in a plane first, that should be high enough, and get you to your destination quickly. Did Christopher Columbus have a dream once? ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Next person: I don't know, I'm pretty sure his head was mostly comprised of nightmares that involved kidnapping and enslaving people with red skin off of a once uncharted continent. Can't tell for sure. Was that you? _____________________________________________________________________________________________ Next person: No, that was Bill. I told him to put those there. Was anybody at the concert? ______________________________________________________________________________________________ Next person: I was there. Dude, you reminded me of Jimmy up there. Who do I remind you of? ______________________________________________________________________________________________ Next person: Peter Pan and the lost boys. Who ate the last cookie? ______________________________________________________________________________________________ It just keeps running on a loop. And NOTHING has to make sense or be logical. Just have fun with it! I'll go first. ______________________________________________________________________________________________ Who was that person that was with you earlier today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pkjoan Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 The Pie Man! How Many Links are on the Internet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeithDarkwraith Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 I'm pretty sure there are 12. How many pies are in existance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axel Posted May 5, 2013 Author Share Posted May 5, 2013 Pecan and apple.They say blueberry is a flavor.. psh.. let them believe what they want.. Who was Voldemort before he was Tom Riddle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conker Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 You're mistaken, Johnny; Karen wasn't at the Christmas party. How would one go about fixing a broken fuck? Sent from my cell phone, because ancient satellites from across the cosmic web are lame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 The same way one exits a black hole. How many fucks does it take to royally fuck a fucking fuck? Fuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agnostic Priest Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 1.4153. don't ask. it super complicated arithmetics. Did the kokiri in oot murder then hollow out the corpses of all the great deku tree's friends?because how can they call him great if they have nothing to compare him to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jotokun Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 No, no, no. You have it backwards, the Great Deku Tree murders and hollows out the corpses of the korkiri who ask too many questions. Why do you think the korkiri "never grow up"? If the moon is made of cheese... does that mean the sun is made of ice cream? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 No, the sun is made out of your mother's chest hair. Could one survive in the desert by devouring the tasty terrain? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axel Posted May 5, 2013 Author Share Posted May 5, 2013 No, you have to eat the yucky terrain to survive. I know it sounds yucky but you'll get through it.. Mike didn't.. But that was Mike. If I was made completely of fire, then what would you be made of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 Potatoes! All work and no play makes Jack a dull... what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netsrac Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 When you're talking about Jack, do you mean Jacky form next door? Then it makes her a fuck I've never gotten. Damn it why didn't any one tell me Jacky was a lesbian? >.< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axel Posted May 5, 2013 Author Share Posted May 5, 2013 Because your mommy told me not to.. Why'd Jacky tell me she was straight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pkjoan Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 Because Yes. Who are you and how did you find me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BxR Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 I am you, you found me.If a kite flies higher than the sky how high is the bird? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axel Posted May 6, 2013 Author Share Posted May 6, 2013 This one bird was being fed drugs by a hobo, so.. I'd imagine that he'd be pretty high whether the kite was higher than the sky or not. Heck, way higher than the kite. If cleverbot can fall in love, is there hope for A dolphin hitter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 No, but there is hope for a Dolphin Hitler! Did Martin Luther King Jr. have a Dreamcast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Yeah, he had a Dreamcast upon the American people. What would pie flavored pie taste like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 The blood of my enemies, of course! If the rivers ran red, what color would the sky be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axel Posted May 6, 2013 Author Share Posted May 6, 2013 Red XIII. If Sora means sky, and Clouds are supposed to be in the sky. Shouldn't Cloud Strife be inside Sora instead of Kairi? Was there a huge part of the story that I missed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natsu Dragneel Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 The developers actually had cloud inside Sora at first, but due to a glitch, (clouds model was too big) they switched him out with Kairi, and hoped no one would notice ^.^ What sound Does a giraffe make when you hit it with your car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 The sound of broken dreams. What would happen if you threw a radio set (playing music) at twice the speed of sound? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natsu Dragneel Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 A double sonic super boom-tastic wave of awesomeness How many monkeys does it take to play violin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axel Posted May 8, 2013 Author Share Posted May 8, 2013 None, if you can play the violin. What's our bosses name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natsu Dragneel Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Stevenson Roberto If you were sitting on a bus for 10 minutes, how far is Kansas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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