Zeldaman101

If I remember correctly, games designed for the enjoyment of younger audiences use a combination of Hiragana and Katakana. It wouldn't surprise if both are in there, though I have to agree, the picture is a bit on the blurry side which does make it hard to see what the letters are. Especially with the blinding light crack in the middle making it harder to see the letters.

Especially 5 lines down, first on the left. It's hard to tell if that's an awkwardly drawn ’ã“’ or a 'ニ'. This was taken on a 3DS capture card, right? So it's the best possible quality we can get at this current time?

Most of it is hiragana, I can make out a bit of it.  What we should do is draw over the picture for a clearer look at what the lettering is and then have a go at translating it. Unfortunately, a lot of it is hard to make out though.